hey im katie and i like cheesy pick up lines and acting like a child as much as a grown woman wearing prada, feel free to hit me up

 

(Source: lindsaychrist)

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle)

helloitsbelle:

deadlymuke:

This picture is so perfect on so many levels


"Yes mom this is my favourite band"

helloitsbelle:

deadlymuke:

This picture is so perfect on so many levels

"Yes mom this is my favourite band"

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz)