hey im katie and i like cheesy pick up lines and acting like a child as much as a grown woman wearing prada, feel free to hit me up

 

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

(Source: meladoodle)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups)

spoken-not-written:

AUTUMN’S ON IT’S WAY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

  1. SWEATERS
  2. HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN AND PUMPKINS
  1. SWEATERS
  • CONKERS
  1. WATCHING DISNEY FILMS WHILE IT RAINS
  2. DID I MENTION SWEATERS?!