hey im katie and i like cheesy pick up lines and acting like a child as much as a grown woman wearing prada, feel free to hit me up

 

earthdad:

When you’re holding hands with someone and they rub your thumb with their thumb is what I live for

chdori:

every time this comes on my dash i watch it and every time it becomes even funnier than the time before and eventually it will be so funny that i will literally have an aneurysm and die.

I really can’t tell if she’s serious or taking the piss

(Source: coolator)

sorelatable:

Orange is the New Black doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day